1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,503 There you go. A nice Yummy breakfast. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,540 Hey, where's the little leprechaun? 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,476 Oh, I think he's still getting dressed. 4 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,278 No, on the box. This isn't our normal cereal. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,447 Well, because this is the store brand, 6 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,449 but (crunches) it's delicious. 7 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:21,153 Okay, guess what. I just got an offer to handle a case. 8 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,155 Good, because I think this cereal is mostly sawdust. 9 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:26,492 It is great, it's just there's, um...slight complication. 10 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,327 It's for Closets, Closets... 11 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,661 I don't like where this is going. ...Closets... 12 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,964 Don't say it. ...Closets (gasps) 13 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,465 What did you think the last word might be? 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,367 Mitchell, you can't work for your father's rival. 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,703 Hey, wait. Why does Grandpa have a rival? 16 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,538 Oh, who knows? Betrayal. 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,006 Because 30 years ago, 18 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,242 your grandfather's business partner 19 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,412 and best friend, Earl Chambers, 20 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,480 stole his Rolodex with all of his clients 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,216 and started his own company on a day that is now known 22 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,584 as Black Wednesday Afternoon. 23 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,186 Nobody calls it that. 24 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,321 Look, I know that there's some history there, 25 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,489 but can't we all just move on? 26 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,690 Your father hasn't. 27 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,325 He still crank calls Earl every year 28 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,727 on the anniversary of the day 29 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,096 that is now known as Black Wednesday Afternoon. 30 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,497 I really need this job. 31 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,032 At least tell your dad first 32 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,400 and spare him the pain I felt 33 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,069 when I found out you were still 34 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,603 getting your hair cut at Miguel's. 35 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,205 Wait, what did Miguel do to you again? 36 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,240 He recommended a shampoo for thinning hair, Mitchell. 37 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:20,279 Maybe we can use this to fix the loose tile in the bathroom. 38 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,282 ♪♪ 39 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,528 Hey, Mr. Dunphy, can we have just a moment of your time? 40 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,631 Come on, now. How long have we known each other? 41 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,767 We should be on a first-name basis. 42 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,236 Better yet, a nickname basis, Vitamin D. 43 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,637 Glad to hear you say that, 44 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,372 'cause, um, we have a favor to ask you. 45 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,540 You know how Dyl-- 46 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:52,544 Vitamin D has his own t-shirt business? 47 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,446 Oh, I should've seen this coming. 48 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,315 Um...yes, I will model for you, 49 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,584 but I'm gonna need to own the negatives. 50 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,718 Okay, great. 51 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,220 Also, we were kind of hoping 52 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,788 that Dylan could stay in the basement 53 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,289 with me for a little while. 54 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,458 Oh. He's trying to save up 55 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,560 to build inventory, and rent is killing him. 56 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,429 It feels like they're asking for money, 57 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,564 like, every six weeks. 58 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,832 I don't know, guys. 59 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,667 Moving in together, that's a big step. 60 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,803 It's just for a little while. 61 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,605 Please? 62 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,640 (chuckles) I guess if your mom's okay with it, 63 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,142 I'm okay with it. 64 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,777 Oh, um, and could you ask her for us? 65 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,113 I'll give it a shot, but it'll be the second thing 66 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,115 I've talked her into this morning, 67 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:33,352 and it'll be a lot trickier now that she's fully awake. 68 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,587 Hey, hon. Do you have a minute? 69 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,289 Just. I can't be late to work. 70 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,825 We are unveiling a new closet today -- The Trulhatten. 71 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,827 It's Swedish, it's cheap, it's modern. 72 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,096 We're gonna grab Ikea by the meatballs. 73 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:47,332 Listen, I was talking to Haley and Dylan -- Ugh. 74 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,668 They want to know if he can stay in the basement for a few weeks. 75 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,471 Oh, Phil, I think that's a bad idea. 76 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,606 They're adults, and Dylan really has been 77 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,775 getting his act together. This doesn't bother you? 78 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,443 I don't enjoy having to get your approval 79 00:02:58,445 --> 00:02:59,912 for everything, but that's the deal I made. 80 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,449 Haley and Dylan in her bedroom. 81 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,351 They're doing what they're doing. 82 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,120 I say we be evolved about it. 83 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,621 Fine. 84 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,890 If you're really okay with our precious daughter 85 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,293 shacking up with her ne'er-do-well boyfriend, 86 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,727 so be it. 87 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,163 I just don't want them sneaking around like we had to. 88 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,632 The scariest moment of my life was that pantsless conversation 89 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,534 I had with your dad through the Dutch door. 90 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,605 (Skype ringing) 91 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,474 How lazy are you? 92 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,077 If you want to talk to us, just come downstairs. 93 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,713 Luke, I'm at college. I don't even live there anymore. 94 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,648 And.. you have been missed. 95 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,350 Whatever. I'll try mom in the car. 96 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,252 I really need to talk to her about something. 97 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,553 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 98 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,422 (chuckles) I'm here for you. 99 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,489 What's wrong? 100 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,491 Well, okay. It's Sanjay. 101 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,894 I feel like he's been avoiding me. 102 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,495 Whoa. 103 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,397 I know. He's been really distant. 104 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,832 Uh, tell me all about it. 105 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,701 And don't worry. Take all the time you need. 106 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:59,504 Well (sighs) he never really texts me back anymore. 107 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,273 Maybe I should confront him about it? 108 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,275 Yes! Do it! 109 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,676 Yeah. You know what? You are right. 110 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,445 I'm totally going to call him right now, 111 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,347 and I'm going to tell him he can't treat me this way. 112 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,682 No, no, no. No, no, please don't. 113 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,951 Fine, whatever. I get it. I'll give him some more space. 114 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,353 You could practice right now 115 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,420 and take a scootch to your right. 116 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,355 What? 117 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,623 Who are you talking to? 118 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,591 Oh! 119 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,293 My brother. 120 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,794 He's cute. Mm. 121 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,129 Hi, Alex's brother. 122 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,697 (deep voice) Hey. I'm Luke. 123 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,765 Who are you? 124 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,300 Ugh. Brie. 125 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,135 (chuckles) I live down the hall. 126 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,470 Just borrowing a dress. Thanks, Alex. Mm. 127 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,472 Bye. Bye, Luke. 128 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,773 I-I lift weights! (beep) 129 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,875 (cellphone rings, beeps) Hey, what's up? 130 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,378 Manny, you and I are going to college. 131 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,712 You sure are, buddy. 132 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,581 Who cares what that guidance counselor said? 133 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,616 Look, there's a girl in my sister's dorm 134 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,884 who's super into me, 135 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,653 and she's got a hot roommate for you. 136 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,821 How hot? Use your imagination. 137 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,657 Holy cow. 138 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,492 I guess it would help take my mind off of Carly. 139 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,926 Should we talk about what color ties 140 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,561 we're gonna wear so we don't clash? 141 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:57,829 Click. (beep) 142 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,564 GLORIA: Manny. 143 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,434 So, who is this Carly? 144 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,236 Carly Stevenson. She's my cheerleader, 145 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,238 but I don't think she's too happy about it. 146 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,307 What do you mean that she's your cheerleader? 147 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,675 It's a football tradition. 148 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,343 They pair each player with a cheerleader, 149 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,911 and then they're supposed to decorate the locker, 150 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:15,414 bake them cookies, wear their hair the way he likes it. 151 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,416 It's fun for everybody. 152 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,351 Yesterday, all the other players' lockers 153 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,619 looked like Mardi Gras floats. 154 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,687 My locker, nothing. 155 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,288 Maybe your Carly's busy, 156 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,424 but I'm sure she's gonna do something nice for you. 157 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,758 (doorbell rings) 158 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,960 I remember my cheerleader, Donna Deritzio. 159 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,263 She got busy and did something nice for me, 160 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:32,731 if you catch my meaning. 161 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,335 Oh! Mitchell. You're the first to arrive. 162 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,969 Come on, I'll make you a drink. 163 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,305 No, dad. I'm not here for a party. 164 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,441 Oh, good. I thought I forgot someone's birthday again. 165 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,810 Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. 166 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,611 Um, I got an offer to handle a case, 167 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,680 but I'm a little worried about who it's for. 168 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,949 What's the matter now? Killing whales? 169 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,951 Drilling for oil? Child labor? 170 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,986 'Cause let me tell you something. 171 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,488 I had a paper route when I was 7 years old, 172 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,789 and you know what it gave me? 173 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,991 A work ethic and a right arm like Popeye. 174 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,560 No, dad, it -- 175 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,895 I'd be working for Closets, Closets, Closets -- 176 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,030 Next word better not be closets. 177 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,498 Of course it's Closets! 178 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,300 Now I'm confused. 179 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,968 Are you talking about Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets, 180 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,503 or Of Course It's Closets? 181 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,904 'Cause Roy Carson's a straight shooter, 182 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,373 and poor guy has a son who's not quite right. 183 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,041 Are you really making me say this again? 184 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,809 It's Closets, Closets -- 185 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,010 you're not working for that 186 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,579 Rolodex-stealin Earl Chambers! 187 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:21,813 It's just short term, a few weeks. 188 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,714 You know why he's doing this?! 189 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,249 Because I'm a good lawyer 190 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,817 who handled a similar case for you last year. 191 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,586 He's doing this to mess with me! 192 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:28,920 I was referred by another lawyer. 193 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,489 I doubt Earl even knows about it. 194 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,657 That Rolodex was full of A-list clients. 195 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,927 Your Erik Estradas, your Fran Tarkentons, your Leslie Uggums. 196 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,029 I'm sorry, are these real names? What about that probate? 197 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,598 Who did you mess that up? Client's dead. 198 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,866 Okay, this is crazy. 199 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,034 Why am I worried about your feelings 200 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,771 when you obviously have no concern for mine? 201 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,407 Y-- (snaps fingers) I'm taking that job. 202 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,941 It's like a Hatfield working for a McCoy. 203 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,676 If a Hatfield ever worked for a McCoy, 204 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,845 maybe it would've ended that ridiculous family feud. 205 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,380 Richard Dawson! 206 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,416 Also in the Rolodex! Also in the Rolodex! 207 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,356 Haley, did you take my phone charger again? 208 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:06,925 HALEY: What? 209 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,461 Do you have my charger?! 210 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,096 I can't hear you. Just text me. 211 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,697 I wish I could! 212 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,434 I really need you to get your own charger, honey. 213 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,968 Oh, you're both in the bed together. 214 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,603 Dad, it's fine. Yeah. 215 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,472 Our room is your room, Philibuster. 216 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:21,873 Thank you, Dylan. 217 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,610 Uh, anyway, just, uh, looking for my charger. 218 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,646 Oh. Sorry, Dad, it's not here. 219 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,716 Guess I'll just get used to not having any power. 220 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,118 (door closes) 221 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,455 Carly? 222 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:40,325 Carly? 223 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,393 Carly? Yeah? 224 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,894 I thought so. Who are you? 225 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,996 I am Manny's mother, and I want to know why 226 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,666 you haven't done a better job at decorating his locker. 227 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,601 Because it's a stupid sexist tradition. 228 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,670 Why don't the players decorate our lockers? 229 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,972 That's a very good question you should have asked yourself 230 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,540 before becoming a cheerleader. 231 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,642 Here. 232 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,411 Buy yourself something pretty 233 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,913 (angrily) and put it on my son's locker. 234 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,014 Mrs. Delgado-Pritchett, 235 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,484 may I please see you in my office? 236 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,118 Okay, I want a new cheerleader for Manny. 237 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,488 Give me this yearbook and I'm gonna pick one for him. 238 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,490 No. Even if I did think that was a good idea, 239 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,825 I'm not gonna abuse my position of power in the school. 240 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,961 You share an office with a tetherball. 241 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,163 You have to just let nature take its course, 242 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,966 just like this webcam I've been watching. 243 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,835 It's a live stream of wild otters. 244 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,104 I forget, is it the small hairy men 245 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,839 or the tall not hairy men? 246 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,775 Small hairy, but these are actual otters. Look. 247 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:34,513 See, this mama otter just gave birth to twins. 248 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,481 Now, the little one, he's struggling, 249 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,483 but do you see the mama doting on him? 250 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,951 No, you do not. 251 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,787 Well, if you ask me, she's being a terrible mother. 252 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,023 She should be filling him with confidence 253 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,825 and fish like I do to Manny. 254 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:50,629 High school is difficult. It's part of the experience. 255 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,664 And that's not a bad thing. 256 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,866 Learning how to handle disappointment 257 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,468 and overcoming adversity, 258 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:59,137 that's part of the reason I am where I am today. 259 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,509 Chuck, no. No, no, no. There's no more room in here. 260 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,944 I beg you, please! 261 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,813 Conference room is down there. 262 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:09,981 Oh, very nice. 263 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,683 This is Mr. Chambers' office. 264 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,652 Oh, he's in. Let me introduce you. 265 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,887 Earl, am I bothering you? 266 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,989 Nothing's bothering me. I'm gonna be in Time magazine. 267 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,658 Closet Time. Shut up. 268 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,393 This is the attorney... Okay. All right, all right. 269 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,161 ...handling the Fowler case, Mitchell... 270 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,229 Just call me Mitchell. ...Pritchett. 271 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,997 (stammers) Pritchett? 272 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,732 Mitch Pritchett. 273 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,668 Son of that son of a bitch Jay Pritchett? 274 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,538 Reporting for duty. Don't bother unpacking that briefcase. 275 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:36,241 I cannot have a Pritchett hanging around here. 276 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,710 I got too much sensitive information 277 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,179 your dad would love to get his hands on. 278 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,015 That was a takeout menu. I don't want that man to know where I eat. 279 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,083 (camera shutter clicks) 280 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,685 I'm just here to do a job. 281 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,919 I don't care what happened 282 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,688 between you and my dad 30 years ago. 283 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,057 Has it really been that long? 284 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,192 I was little when the whole thing started. 285 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,961 I used to call you Uncle Earl. 286 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,930 I remember that. You were a cute kid. 287 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,133 Hey, did you ever solve that Rubik's Cube? 288 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,268 I got three sides. 289 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,036 Not bad. 290 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,139 What the hell? You can stay. 291 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,809 Maybe you working here can be the beginning 292 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,345 of a new chapter between our two families. 293 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,982 I'll tell you what, you tell your dad 294 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,751 if he wants to bury the hatchet, dinner's on me. 295 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,819 Oh, really? 296 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,720 Absolutely. 297 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,954 Oh. 298 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,889 (camera shutter clicks) Okay. 299 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,592 I just wish my dad was as reasonable as you. 300 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,094 Thank you very much. Now get out of here. 301 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,563 I got to get my cover shot. 302 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,298 You're not on the cover. Shut up! 303 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,968 What are you two doing here? 304 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,070 Reaching out to a family member in distress. 305 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,805 You sounded pretty upset yesterday 306 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,974 So, you drove all the way down here? 307 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,009 That's so sweet. 308 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,143 Hey, we're here for you. 309 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,911 How are you feeling? What's new? 310 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,613 Where's your friend Brie's room? 311 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,914 Ugh. Down the hall to the left. 312 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:50,915 Just go. 313 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,250 Do you have a steam iron? 314 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,652 Because I would love to give this blazer a -- 315 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,953 Ugh 316 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,022 Hi, honey. Hey. 317 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,091 Sorry I'm so late. Work was so crazy today. 318 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,593 From the moment I got there, 319 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,194 it was just one problem after another. 320 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,629 But all just closet stuff, right? 321 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,097 Yeah. Listen. 322 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,333 I want to apologize about the whole Dylan thing. 323 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,936 Um...I wasn't taking your feelings into consideration. 324 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,938 I know how uncomfortable you are 325 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,274 with him sleeping in Haley's room, so... 326 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,009 I think we should reconsider. 327 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,277 Really? 328 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,013 Hey. Look at me. 329 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,948 This is as much your house as it is mine. 330 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,183 I know that. 331 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,786 Let's go kick him out. 332 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,856 Hey, guys. Can we talk for a second? 333 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,625 What's up? Actually, let's sit down. 334 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,127 There's something pretty important we need to discuss. 335 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,362 Okay, whoa. 336 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,698 This is exactly how it started out 337 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,434 when I found out my father wasn't really in space. 338 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:48,239 Anyway, um, after some careful consideration... 339 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,841 Mm-hmm. 340 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,875 ...your mother has something to say. 341 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,177 Claire, you're up. 342 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,678 CLAIRE: That was the moment I realized 343 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,814 Phil wanted me to kick Dylan out 344 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,348 so he could be the cool one. 345 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,150 Well, I can be cool, too. 346 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,753 I'm cooler than cool. I'm frigid. 347 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,987 Mom, what is it? 348 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,322 We were thinking 349 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,825 about having pizza for dinner. 350 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,826 Whoa! 351 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,160 Mm-hmm. Claire. 352 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,862 I know we had it a couple of days ago, 353 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,197 but I'm too tired to cook. Hmm. 354 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,698 I'm gonna go change my clothes. 355 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,335 Claire, um...honey. (clears throat) 356 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,670 That was weird. 357 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:19,838 You know what's weird? 358 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,706 Thinking your dad's on the moon, 359 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,808 then seeing him working at the mall. 360 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,111 Claire, what was that? 361 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,746 I thought we were giving Dylan the boot. 362 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,115 Yeah, but then I suddenly realized 363 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,683 I'm being so unfair. 364 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,418 You like having Dylan here. 365 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,853 Yeah, but -- 366 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,187 Honey, look at me. 367 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,023 This is as much your house as mine. 368 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:42,026 It is? Now go order the pizza. 369 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,929 It's getting late and those two are heading off to bed soon. 370 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,068 Oh, hey, Mitchell, you're in luck. 371 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,270 There's room for another knife in my back. 372 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,205 I just came here to tell you to your face 373 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,440 that you're wrong about Earl. 374 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,775 He is not that bad a guy. 375 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,376 I've seen him eat a panda steak. 376 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,245 He is a little rough around the edges, 377 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,280 but, look, he wants the rivalry to end. 378 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,414 Never! 379 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,916 You know, he's not the problem. 380 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,918 You are. You. 381 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,953 So blinded by pettiness. 382 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,055 You can't even see when a man's extending an Olive branch, 383 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,158 and -- oh, my God. What? 384 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,760 I just realized there are two sides to every story, 385 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,295 and who am I to discount yours? 386 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,165 We should go inside and we should -- (horn honking) 387 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,837 You were saying? 388 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,372 Nothing. I'm never saying anything ever again. 389 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,349 Gloria? 390 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,350 No. 391 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,852 Gloria. 392 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,187 Yes 393 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,156 Streamers, twinkle lights. 394 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,091 "Sexy Manny"? 395 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,494 I hope there's a number to a good therapist in here. 396 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,995 I don't have time for this. 397 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,765 (gasps) 398 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,799 What is this? 399 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,934 Well, well, well. 400 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,435 Would you look at that? 401 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,370 I said to leave things alone, and what do you know? 402 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,873 The cheerleader came through, so apology accepted. 403 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,208 What are you talking about? 404 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,976 She did this because I scared her. 405 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,878 Well, whether we were both right or just me, 406 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,113 the point is things worked themselves out, 407 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,982 so I think we can go home. 408 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,283 (chuckles) 409 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,385 (gasps) Carly, hello. 410 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,555 Thank you so much for doing such a great job on Manny's locker. 411 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,823 I haven't decorated it yet. 412 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,358 What? But then who would -- 413 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,027 well, I guess we'll never (chuckling) know, so... 414 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,996 Cameron. 415 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,798 Okay, fine, I did it. 416 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,367 What happened with letting mother nature take its course 417 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,169 like the otters in your computer? 418 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,738 The little one's dead. What? 419 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,406 The mother, she did nothing while an eagle pecked it apart. 420 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,141 Nature is cruel. Ah. 421 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,743 You decorated Manny's locker? 422 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,411 I decorated eight of them. 423 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,380 This tradition's on fumes. 424 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,849 All right. 425 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,885 So, this is it, huh? 426 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,486 The rat's nest. 427 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:52,423 Well, well, well, aloha, Jack Lord. 428 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,826 I remember you from my Rolodex. 429 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,562 I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe I fell for it. 430 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,330 Well, at least you finally realized 431 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,032 this is not some silly rivalry. 432 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,434 Now let me get at his cigars so I can drag my deal across it. 433 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,869 Okay, I have to say, 434 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,404 the Scotch is starting to wear off 435 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,172 and I'm having second thoughts about this plan, dad. 436 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,340 What's there to think about? 437 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,541 You take a picture of me 438 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,010 dragging my deal across the cigars, 439 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,211 we give him enough time to smoke them, 440 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,445 and we send the photo to Earl. 441 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,047 First of all, Earl will then 442 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,049 have a picture of you with your pants down, 443 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,517 and I'll have that same picture 444 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,386 in my brain for the rest of my life. 445 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,922 Suddenly you're squeamish about seeing another man's deal? 446 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,556 The man made a fool of you, Mitchell! 447 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,958 You're right. I'm overthinking it. 448 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,293 Whip it out. 449 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,228 Keep your deal in your pants, Pritchett! 450 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,863 Okay, does everybody call it a deal? 451 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,364 How have I never heard of this? 452 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,266 You've gone too far this time, Earl. 453 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,935 Bringing my family into this. 454 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,970 Yeah. How could you? I trusted you. 455 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,872 I defended you to my father, 456 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,974 and you made me look like a fool! 457 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,576 And all for what? Closets. 458 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,046 You mean the place that people start each day, 459 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,580 choosing an outfit that gives them 460 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,549 the confidence to achieve their dreams? 461 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,552 Or that magical space that turns a bonus room 462 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,288 into a bedroom and a house into a home? 463 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,890 Thanks to cheap materials, 464 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,225 your closets turn a house into a fire trap! 465 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,393 We pleaded no contest. 466 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,395 That is not an admission of guilt. 467 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,563 I'm doing it. I'm taking my deal out. 468 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,066 The hell you are! Get! Get! 469 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,335 (both grunting) 470 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,137 I'll crush your skull like an egg! 471 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,006 (both yelling) 472 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,075 And they say by the end of the semester, 473 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,077 we'll know how to sequence a genome. 474 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,079 I don't know about genomes, 475 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,581 but on my father's side of the family, 476 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,350 we do have a garden gnome. 477 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,285 He uses a mushroom as an umbrella. 478 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,353 (chuckles) 479 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,255 Manny, you're up. 480 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,358 Can I just say it's so amazing 481 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,159 spending some time with you two. 482 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,595 I am so sick of superficial, 483 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,031 self-absorbed high-school girls. 484 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,467 Oh, my God, I hated high-school girls. 485 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,035 The worst are cheerleaders. 486 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,437 They used to make fun of me behind my back brace. 487 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,374 Well, brace yourself for this. 488 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,676 You look hot now. 489 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,212 Manny, you're up. 490 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,646 Forgive my friend. 491 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,016 It's just that you two are so beautiful, 492 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,350 it's a little intimidating. 493 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,121 Okay. 494 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,956 College isn't going the way we thought. 495 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,958 Neither of us has kissed a guy since we got here. 496 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,193 So... 497 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,128 You mean us? 498 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,629 Yeah. Now? 499 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,631 In accordance with campus regulations, 500 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,966 you have our consent. 501 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,234 Yes! 502 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,536 Thank you. I'll be right back. 503 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,572 (door opens) 504 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,541 Gum, gum, gum. I need gum. 505 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,243 I don't have any. 506 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,151 (gasps) Thanks. 507 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,719 I finally got through to Sanjay. 508 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,925 Um...sounds personal. 509 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,660 I don't want to stick my nose into your -- 510 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,462 He broke up with me. 511 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,665 He's seeing someone else. 512 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:52,537 Um, you probably want to be alone right now. 513 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,272 (voice breaking) I am alone. 514 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,508 (sighs) 515 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,410 Hey. 516 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,611 Come on. 517 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,613 You'll be okay. 518 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,382 (sniffling) 519 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,951 That's, uh... 520 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,686 That's really all I got. 521 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,054 (door opens) 522 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,355 Luke, hurry up. 523 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,523 They're starting to come to their senses. 524 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,425 Go. It's fine. 525 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,566 I'm gonna stay with Alex. 526 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,302 Is there anything I can do? 527 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,703 I don't think so. 528 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,371 Okay, pray for me. 529 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,143 Well, there you are. 530 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,579 Didn't quite work out like we planned, 531 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,781 but I did get that staple in his head. 532 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,117 You have to understand I did it for the right reasons. 533 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,718 I was -- I was just looking out for my family, 534 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,154 but... you're my family, too. 535 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,722 You know what the best part of tonight was? 536 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,792 It wasn't just me against Earl. 537 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,660 It was us against him. 538 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,728 I liked that. 539 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,563 I did too. Yeah. 540 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,467 And I promise I will never side with anyone else ever again. 541 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,802 Unless, of course, you're wrong, 542 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,570 'cause I still do have my principles. 543 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,771 (chuckling) okay. 544 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,240 Just get out of the car. 545 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,576 First I have to give you this. 546 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,612 It's my old Rolodex! Yeah. 547 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,147 I stole it out of his office. 548 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,448 But how? When? 549 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,250 You guys were rolling around under that desk 550 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,651 for about 10 minutes. 551 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,253 After I grabbed it, I had time to return some e-mails. 552 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,255 Thank you for this. 553 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,689 It's a huge deal. 554 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:22,593 That word's kind of tainted for me now, so... 555 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,095 (both giggling) 556 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,463 You guys cold? I can turn up the heat, 557 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,131 get you out from underneath that blanket. 558 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,299 We're good, L.A.P.D. 559 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,834 (chuckles) (laughs) 560 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,271 As bad as I wanted Dylan out, I wasn't gonna flinch. 561 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,772 Phil needed to do it. 562 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,475 He needed to be as tough as that eagle on the Internet. 563 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,444 Dumb otter never saw it coming. 564 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,446 Oh, stop! That tickles! 565 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,381 Uh! 566 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,482 You all right, Phil? 567 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,783 Yeah, just enjoying the movie. 568 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,652 Oh, you are? It's not even scary. 569 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,388 Like, that is the lamest sea monster I've ever seen. 570 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,456 That's 'cause you can see it. 571 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,226 It is way scarier if you can only imagine 572 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,562 what's going on beneath the surface. 573 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,796 (laughing) Aah! That's it! 574 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,131 I'm done! Oh! 575 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,399 Haley, Dylan, 576 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,800 this little living arrangement of yours, 577 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,303 it's not working out and it's about to change. 578 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,705 Dad, why are you freaking out? Because I'm your father 579 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,407 and I can't have the two of you sleeping together 580 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,842 in the same room like it's no big deal. 581 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,478 So, from now on, you're gonna show me the respect I deserve 582 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,846 and sneak around behind my back. 583 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,215 Do what, now? 584 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,183 I don't understand. Starting tonight, 585 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,418 you're sleeping in Alex's room, 586 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,819 and if there's any monkey business, 587 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,221 better happen after I'm asleep. 588 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,488 Are you serious?! 589 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,324 I'm okay with that. Me too. 590 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,558 I'm not okay with that. 591 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,393 I'm not okay with any of that. 592 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,829 Haley, you need to start focusing on your job. 593 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,831 Dylan you're moving out tomorrow. 594 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,766 End of discussion! 595 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,835 Sorry. I'm not the cool mom. 596 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,904 CLAIRE: Not the cool mom. 597 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,740 Hey, guys, I tried. (chuckles) 598 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,542 (sighs) 599 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,509 Thanks. 600 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,785 ♪♪ 601 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,268 (screams) 602 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,236 (screams) (screams) 603 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,537 What are you doing in my bed?! 604 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,939 Waiting for your dad to fall asleep. 605 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,241 What is going on in here?! 606 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,743 Alex, why are you home? 607 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,479 (voice breaking) Sanjay broke up with me. 608 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,247 Aww. Ohh. 609 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,382 Sweetheart. 610 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,449 Everything will be fine. 611 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,385 Just go sleep with Haley.